With my eyes wide opened, I looked at Kuya Babe, his face was pressed to mine, eyes closed as if he was feeling the moment as he passionately kissed my lips ….

Is he really kissing me? Or is he eating me alive??? My lips was literally smudged with saliva….. ewwwwwwwww talaga to the highest level!!! So when I was able to come back to my senses (about 5 seconds… I think or less, damn!) I pushed him and wiped away the saliva in my lips… ewwwww again!  Alam mo yung feeling that someone is french kissing you and you are not participating? Kadiri diba. Kulang nalang lawayan nya buong mukha ko eh. Kakagalet!

In my head I’m literally cursing him! (P%ˆ%ˆ$%#@!!!!!)  I guess he saw my face that I was really pissed off with what he did. So eto nanaman si Kuya Babe, he held me by my waist and drew me close to him sabay sabi … “I want to have kids with you! ” . P%ˆ$ˆ#%%  ulet sa isip ko! Loko pala tong si Kuya Babe eh. Di na nakagets! Kung yung kiss nya diko na nga nakayanan eh yung making babies pa?????!!! Hayst! Kahit taas pa ng amats ko eh diko talaga kaya trip ni Kuya Babe. So I asked him if he can take me home na. UWIAN NA! Ngeta! ahahaha PACK UP!!!!!

Buti naman umuo agad ang loko… and guess what mag 1am na pala yun. Grabe! Past bed time ko na! (By the way I sleep at 10pm kahit tingnan mo pa sa alarm ng phone ko). So we went out of the club and headed to the parking. While walking, Kuya Babe reached for my hand — Susko, gusto pa ata kaming magholding hands! I shoved off his hand and just continued walking. So I thought na gets na nya yun. Aba hindi, malupet talaga si Kuya Babes, kase inakbayan naman ako! P%&%ˆ$#$!!!! Ulet!!!! Nakakaubos ng pasensya talaga!!! I pushed him and said, “Oi nakakarami ka na ha! OA kana! ” . Tinawanan lang ako ng gago! Hay nako, edi wow! So I hopped in his car. At humabol ulit ng eksena na hahalikan nya ako ulet. Edi tinampal ko na mukha —- Yan ka! Tutal makapal naman mukha mo so I think hindi mo yan ramdam hahahaha. With that, mukhang na gets naman ni Kuya Babes yung ginawa ko sa kanya.  So he brought me back to my dorm and drove off.

That was the last time I saw him. #NeverAGAIN

The next day, I went back to check my messages in the app. There’s another pogi kuya tinder that caught my attention — Kalbo at matangkad din, pero this time he is in the same industry as I am. Ang pinaka cool pa nito is schoolmate ko! Siguro naman, mas sensible ito kesa kay Kuya Babes. So ayun, I messaged him, and guess what? I’ll be meeting him that night. Kiri kiri lang ang peg! I called Dora 1 at nikuwento ko yung ganap.

To be continued…

Let’s get the party goin’ – Tindering @40 The Saga continues…

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